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"Should we really be doing this?"

"Relax! West's Wurst is the best in the world! Kesesese!"

"But…isn't that stealing?"

"Not if it's your own brother! And besides, the first batch is the best!"

What we are witnessing here, is (Name) (Surname) and Gilbert Beilschmidt talking about the outcome of getting their hands on some of Germany's famous Wurst. He usually made lots of them, about fifty a batch. He only kept the rest, and donated the first batch. Mainly, because it really was the best, and he didn't want his brother eating them all.

Eventhough (Name) really wasn't a Wurst-eater, she still couldn't resist getting some, which is why Gilbert talked her into this.

"How much longer?" She asked the red-eyed nation. "Not much. Just a bit, we'll have to wait until West leaves for his morning run."

Yes, they did get up at five in the morning. It was the only time besides World Conferences where Ludwig was out of house, and obviously, he couldn't make Wurst when he was at a meeting.

The front door of the Beilschmidt house opened, revealling said German, who left with Italy in tow. The sleepy Italian was still struggling, but soon gave up to the will of his best friend.

"Now's our chance!" Prussia exclaimed. "For Wurst, and for The Awesome Me and his Frau!"

With that, he swung (Name) over his shoulder, and ran for the door.

"Heeey! Gil, let me down!"

He did so after getting into the house.

"Search everywhere you could store food!" He ordered. "The freezer, fridge, storage, anywhere!" (Name) nodded, and together, the two started raiding the kitchen. And they weren't very subtle about it, leaving evidence here and there.

A look at the kuckoo clock on the wall told Gilbert that they didn't have much time.

"(Name)! Schneller! We only have twenty minutes until West comes back!"

"I'm doing my best already, but there's not even the hint of Wurst here!" she was rummaging through one of the cupboards. Her hands feeling around the wooden piece of furniture, until her hands grasped a small piece of paper.

"I…will…get you…" (Name) read out aloud. "It's from Ludwig! He's going to kill us!" she panicked. "And look at the kitchen! It's one big mess!"

Gilbert slapped his forehead. "Of course! His little fridge!" The Prussian grabbed (Name) by the wrist and pulled her upstairs. Once he slammed Ludwig's door open, he pushed her towards the small, white fridge in the corner. It was locked, and even chained.

"You're good at picking locks, aren't you, Frau?!" He questioned. "Yes, at it!"

(Name) took out one of her bobby pins, and started working her magic.

Gilbert was pacing the room impatiently.

"…got it!" "Remove the chains! NOW!"

(Name) had never seen Prussia so antsy before. His moves were shaky as he pushed off the heavy metal chains off of the fridge. Upon opening, his face fell, though.

No Wurst. Just a little note.

Reingelegt.

-Ludwig Beilschmidt


"Ach, FICKEN!"

"Trying to steal Vurst again, are ve, Bruder?" Ludwig stood in the door, arms crossed, and a deathglare on his face. His steely blue eyes seemed even colder than usual.

"Ah! West! Nein!" Prussia yelled. "We were not!"

"Zen vhy is ze fridge open?"

"Äh…no reason."

"You vill clean up ze kitchen too, I hope you understand zhat. And it's you alone, Bruder."

"What?! Why?!"

"Because…" Ludwig came up to repeatedly poke Gilbert's forehead. "You must have talked (Name) into zis. So you vill clean alone."

Gilbert sighed. "Fine…"

Prussia stomped out.
"I'm sorry, (Name). He must've been a zhing to handle." Ludwig apologised.

"It's okay. I'm fine." (Name) replied.

Italy, as always, randomly popped up, totally oblivious.

"Veeee~ don't worry, (Name)! I'll make you some pasta!"

(Name) laughed. "Sounds good."

She maybe didn't get Wurst today, but she did get Italy's delicious pasta, and a chance to tease Gilbert for being a cleaning lady.
Can this be called crack...?

And I'm kinda promoting my own country. I DON'T EVEN EAT THAT MUCH WURST.

'ficken' is a term for (obviously) fuck. I've seen so many fanfics saying 'fick', something I've never heared before here. We just say 'ficken', translating to 'fucking'.

Hetalia (c) :iconhimaruyaplz:
Story (c) me
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Ray711 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
And, I will force Gil to wear a French maid outfit. Because that would be hilarious. and smexy...
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AutumnLeaves01 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Toll gemacht XD
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OtakuHetalia Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Wow french maid costume tine heheheheheh~ *french mode activated* ohonhonhonhonhon~
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EclipseTheBudderFox Featured By Owner May 23, 2014  Student Digital Artist
HAHAHAHAHAHA *COUGHCOUGH* HAHAHAHA OMG!
LOLYESH!
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OtakuHetalia Featured By Owner May 23, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
XD don't I know it
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EclipseTheBudderFox Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Student Digital Artist
XD
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Freya-chii Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey, das war einfach genial!! xD Und endlich sehe ich irgendjemand der die deutsche Worte richtig schreibt XD
Ich kann mir nur vorstellen das Gesicht Gil gemacht hat als er den Zettel gelesen hat!!
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MidnightSeven Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Danke danke :D bin ja auch (teilweise) Deutsche ^^ und ja, Gilberts Gesicht muss genial ausgesehen haben :)
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Freya-chii Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha, kein Problem ^^ Na ja, ich bin 1/2 Deutsche und es freut mich zu sehen der irgendjemand hier auch ist ^^
Und ich haette alles gegeben um Gilberts Gesicht zu sehen!! XD
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TenshiNoAkasuna Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012
Das ist mehr als nur genial... Fantastisch und sinnlos zugleich... XD
Endlich sehe ich mal jemanden hier, der deutsch sprechen kann. Habe mich ja auch schon gewundert, als ich das "Äh" in "Äh... no reason" gesehen habe. ;D Amerikaner/Engländer besitzen kein ä, ö und ü in deren "Alphabet", wenn man so will. ;P
zum Thema: fantastisch sinnlose Idee grandios umgesetzt. :D
Musste irgendwie total lachen, als die da in diesem Tresor-ähnlichen Kühlschrank den Zettel mit dem "Reingelegt" drauf gefunden haben. :'D
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MidnightSeven Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Hehe~ vielen, vielen Dank :icondignitylaughplz:
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TenshiNoAkasuna Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2012
You're very welcome. ;'D
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Silvia-x-Gaara Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012
^^ haha~ awesome
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PrussianVikingQueen Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012
I have this strang image in my head of Germany singing the Trololol song when we turn around and he's snuck up on Preußen and I...Kesesese~
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PrettyLittleZADRLove Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015  Student Writer
Just picturing that made my day.
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Midna-the-Twilight Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012
das war einfach nur genial xD
ich kann mir Gilberts Gesicht gut vorstellen wie er den Zettel von Ludwig liest
also ich gebs zu...ich liebe Wurst >.< ich kann nicht genug davon bekommen xD dabei bin ich nur 1/4 deutsche XDD
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MidnightSeven Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
yay, bin auch nur'n 1/4 deutsche! *tanz*

Ich ess Wurst nicht soooo oft, aber hey, wenn Gilbo sie mag? :iconpervyprussiaplz:

Ach ja, und danke :D
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Memichow Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2012  Student Writer
mmmmmmm italian pasta SO FLICKING GOOOOOOODDDDDDDD



no dont go that way
youre going the wrong way
come back to my warm boobies
here here here here here
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wolfsrainfan1 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2012
XD nice it was hallarous
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stupidbread Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2012
That was entertaining XD
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truerefrain Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"and a chance to tease Gilbert for being a cleaning lady."
First thought: Was he in a french maid costume?
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EclipseTheBudderFox Featured By Owner May 23, 2014  Student Digital Artist
YESHYESH HE WAS!!!!
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kalliat Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2012  Student General Artist
Lol
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CrystalRainbow8 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Germany~!!! U soo nice!!!
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mekkouine-ke-peia Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012
That is awesome, no pun intended. Why do I picture Gil wearing Japan's cleaning uniform???

And, one question that caught my eye. Why does Prussia not have any accent written? His is usually heavier than Germany's, or at least in English it is...
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MidnightSeven Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I'm from west germany, and i have litterally no idea how to write eastern germans. I see germany as west and prussia as east germany.

And I've never heared an eastern german talk english...

Hope that answers it :iconpockydanceplz:
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mekkouine-ke-peia Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012
Actually, that kinda does! That's pretty cool, since I haven't met anyone from Germany yet. (Dominantly German, so I'm kind of obsessed XD )

It's just that Prussia's English voice actor goes very heavy on certain parts of his accent. It sometimes is questionable!
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tthe13th Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
nice :) prssia ze cleaning lady :D
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